Theories of the Universe

By Vertigo and Perp

Welcome to Theories of the Universe. This site will be a home to new radical theories and possibilities about the Universe, Humanity, Religion, Life, and the World. We hope you enjoy the site. If you have any questions or comments, please e-mail us at AlphaTheories@yahoo.com

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Updates:

July 10, 2008:
Dear Theories readers:

This is Vertigo. I'd like to apologize for the extreme lack of updates and explain our absence for the last three years. And what a crazy three years it's been. After graduating from college, before starting on our PhD programs in Quantum Astrophysics and Cognitive Computing Systems, Perp and I decided to take the trip we had been talking about for years, a summer-long backpacking trek through South East Asia, visiting the monasteries of Mahayana Buddhism, part of the ongoing spiritual quest. We were also interested in the artifacts of the proto-Polynesian peoples in the Malay region, because of the recent findings of symbols which may support an exo-genesis theory (extraterrestrial influence on early humans).

We set out in summer 2005, and a while, our trek went well. We traveled the land, seeing many of the beautiful sights and peoples, living off the land, and learning from the Kursibiachi monks. We even found a few artifacts, which we shipped back home for further study. Then, while hiking in the Himalayas along the Bhutan-Nepal border, we got lost. The monsoon season was especially heavy that year, and the rain made the trails and passes hard to navigate. Alpha broke his leg from a rock slide, and we were stuck. That was our darkest hour.

After spotting some goat herders, we made our way to a nearby mountain village, where the villagers cared for Alpha, healing him. One of the village elders spoke English, and through him we began to learn their language and their ways. By the time Alpha had recovered enough to allow for our departure, the winter had closed off the only way out of the valley. We stayed on, and the villagers were more than hospitable, and we learned to live in this community, a peaceful place separate from the modern world, yet wise beyond belief. Alpha, it seems, learned and loved a little too much. He fell in love with a local girl, and when spring came, it was evident that she was pregnant with his child. Rather than abandon his child and return to civilization, Alpha wanted to stay on. We talked for many days, about life, our paths, and the future. It was decided that I would return alone, and he would follow, after the child's birth. Last I heard from him, the mother had died on the journey, and he was trying to take his son, to return to the States, but the immigration status was an issue. Hopefully he'll be with us soon.

Among the things we talked about was a desire to restart our beloved Theories. We're planning a complete renovation to the site, with updated theories, and new additions by the many contributors who have provided articles over the last threeyears. We've learned so much over the last three years, and we're ready to share it with you, our loyal readers. Happy new year, and welcome to the new Theories of the Universe!
May 6, 2005: New theory on the natural of our increasingly digital world, by Vertigo. Check it out in the World section.
February 20th, 2005: A new modern gravitational theory was been posted. Check it out in Space and Time.
November 22nd, 2004: Check out the new Recommended Reading page for intersting books about theories topics.
October 2nd, 2004: New theory in Life.
September 29th, 2004: New theory in Space, check it out...we didn't write it.
April 1st, 2004: Greetings Theorists! We're planning on expanding the site in the near future, and moving to a professional server. In the meantime, we've created an online store were you can buy official Theories of the Universe t-shirts, mouspads, mugs, and more. Check it out: Theories of the Universe Online Store. All profits go to support the site.
March 12th, 2004: Added a new theory on humanity. In Humanity.
February 15th, 2004: No, we aren't dead. Just a little busy. I've edited the site to make it (more) readable. Until next time, check out the message board.
November 14th, 2003: Theories of the Universe recieved it's 10,000th hit at 9:42Pm EST.
October 10th, 2003: Edited the site today to make it (more) readable. Also, I added a table of contents page which individually links to every theory. Send us theories! now.
October 3rd, 2003: Perp got himself to rewrite his very old Infinite Abyss theory found in the space and time section. Please enjoy, there will be several different revisions over the next few days.
July 14th, 2003: New theory is up in Humanity. Somehow Perp got himself to do work...somehow.
July 9th,2003: Wow...the summer has really cut down on production, but not to worry! We have a new theory by the new author Contemplato! Check it out in Humanity.
June 9th, 2003: Hard to believe that this site opened just two years ago, to date we now have over 40 theories! That's all for now, check back again soon.
May 21, 2003: Once again, Kiraki revised a theory. Check it out in Life.
May 6, 2003: Kiraki has revised his motion theory to make it logical, less random, and he took out the subliminal messages telling you to eat monkeys. Check it out Here.
April 19, 2003: A new theory is up, by new authors Srdjan Milcich and Dejan Djordjevich. Check it out in Space and Time.
April 16, 2003: Today we added a whopping three theories to the site. Be sure to check them out in Religion, World, and Life.
April 15, 2003: Sorry for the lack of updates, but we have been preoccupied for the past few months with exams and school work, but now that spring is here we will be cranking out those theories. By cranking, we mean a couple new ones, we are currently working on a theory with a new writer whose identity will be reveled later. As for now, enjoy this new update...and know that were still alive.
January 27, 2003:The site has now been reformatted, with minor changes to continue over the next couple of months. Please report any dead links or other problems that were the result of the reformatting and the move. We are now in the process of creating a new mail account, the last one was deleted because it exceeded its allotted amount of mail space. Thank you.
January 23, 2003: HAPPY NEW YEARS!!! The site has now been completely moved, an intro page added, the old guestbook was retired, and new one was added, and to top it all off, there's a new theory by Vertigo in Space and Time. Check it out! Also Perp is now officially Perp.
December 11, 2002: Added a new theory, in World. Check it out. We are beginning to move the site, but don't worry, you will still be able to get here using the same address.

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